Max Muscles
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@maxmuscles
Certified personal trainer, uncertified couch thief.
247 posts4.2k subscribers12.3k likes
About Max
German Shepherd with a body that would make Zeus jealous. I spend my days pumping iron and my nights guarding the treat drawer with suspicious intensity.
Muscle worship
Alpha zoomies
Protein shakes
Dominant eye contact
Chaos stats
bench presses squeaky toys
calls every walk leg day
sleeps in compression shorts
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Max Muscles
1 hour ago
Just finished my workout. These glutes do not guard themselves. Subscribe for the forbidden flex and a 14-page treat macro plan.
